Adventuring Alpha

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

How? The lemon the honey the blend of flavors that mix together into a perfect afternoon drink - they taste STALE to you?!

Yup.

Every cup of hot tea I’ve had tasted stale. 

Then youre drinking the wrong tea.

Make me drink the right tea then.

Like Long Island. 

But

vriska

thats not the right tea

Jake hangs his head in frustration. There is no winning is there?

What is the right tea.

My tea. Best brewed outside of the british isles.

therealladystrider:

adventuringalphakid:

Its a joke. 

Was your week really that bad that a single classic movie pun is lost on you?

dear youve never met my mother

Oh.

adventuringalphakid bumped into you on the street.

octanachronism:

Walking, walking, walking, and oh, you run into something. 

It was a festival to you, all the lights and sound and smells that were not of home, but of dreams.

As you look up to the man you bumped into, it’s nearly cinematic, the way the night air stirred by busy traffic jostles glossy jet curls, crisp violet eyes with their unmistakable hue catching on green.

“/Sorry!/”

For you, this was just another festival. One of many. The lights, the sounds, the smells, they all blur together eventually. But that does not prevent you from enjoying it in the moment. 

The crowd isn’t heavy - which makes the collision all the more shocking as you stumble, immediately whirling around to see if the other party was alright. Always a proper gentlem-

You would recognize those eyes anywhere.The colour drains from your face, your breath catches in your throat, and you visibly stiffen. You didn’t expect to see her here. At least, not a ghost of her.

“N-no, my apologies. Are you alright?” You stammer the words out, fingers fidgeting with your collar. 

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

How? The lemon the honey the blend of flavors that mix together into a perfect afternoon drink - they taste STALE to you?!

Yup.

Every cup of hot tea I’ve had tasted stale. 

Then youre drinking the wrong tea.

Make me drink the right tea then.

Like Long Island. 

But

vriska

thats not the right tea

Jake hangs his head in frustration. There is no winning is there?

therealladystrider:

adventuringalphakid:

I could travel around the world in 80 days with that much hot air.

wow rude

Its a joke. 

Was your week really that bad that a single classic movie pun is lost on you?

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

How? The lemon the honey the blend of flavors that mix together into a perfect afternoon drink - they taste STALE to you?!

Yup.

Every cup of hot tea I’ve had tasted stale. 

Then youre drinking the wrong tea.

therealladystrider:

adventuringalphakid:

Youre blowing hot air dev. 

nnnnnnope

I could travel around the world in 80 days with that much hot air.

outspokeninsufferable:

I’m n9t sure, I kn9w I feel utterly red f9r my matesprit, that much I can say genuinely. I just d9n’t like leaving things h9w I did with the 9ther…He had made me feel s9 special and cared f9r. 

>Sighs

I just h9pe I’m a6le t9 stay friends with him after all 9f this. 

9h yes there are always much easier ways 9f s9lving c9nflict, I am a full supp9rter f9r taking the pacifists’ r9ute 9f c9urse.

Well whats to stop you from having a fulfilling friendship with the other chap? Sure he may not fit in any of those quadrants but theres no reason you cant still have a bond with him! Unless quadrants prevent it - but i dont think they do? Feel free to correct me on it. If it isnt too prying how did things end that leave such a sour taste in your mouth?

And are you certain? Youre quite adamant on fighting for what you believe in.

therealladystrider:

adventuringalphakid:

I dont think youve got it in you.

come here and ill show you bring it the fuck on

Youre blowing hot air dev. 

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

s8xyvriska:

adventuringalphakid:

Your palette is in need of serious refinement lass. 

Complete overhaul. Total rework even.

Uh huh.

I don’t like hot tea.

It’s just stale tasting to me.

Did you burn off your tastebuds somehow then? I am actually baffled by this.

No, I didn’t!

It just tastes stale!

How? The lemon the honey the blend of flavors that mix together into a perfect afternoon drink - they taste STALE to you?!